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And so we all die

i wish i had a hamburger

We're all dead, so no hamburger for you!

I wish I had the actual book of Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies rather than the ebook...

I tore up all the paper and took your cloths off some no pride for you.

i wish everybody was dead and i would die.

sorry, you were sent to a psychologest instead

I wish I could give someone a dasiy

So here's how things went down-

1. You gave the daisy to someone you were going out with.
2. There was a bee in the daisy.
3. Your significant other is allergic to bees.
4. ???
5. Old meme!

I wish that people on here would make coherent posts that weren't unbearably silly.

Uh, me included.

you don't exsist !!! !!!




i wish that mwahahaha

Alright.

Since I don't exist, then logically I must never have joined this forum, hence you could not have replied to my post, thereby never wishing I never existed.

How's that for convoluted, paradoxical logic?



I wish the person above would be smart enough to understand what I posted.

They still don't understand what you mean because they didn't search wikipedia.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today, or work.

you have to do both and don't get lunch breaks or pay, but you have to work over time and get 700 detentions!!!!

i wish i didn't have to go to school either

You don't go to school, 'cause you're expelled.

(^_^') Hehehe, care to clarify on this 'un, Mike Ryan?


I wish I had a thousand dollars.

You get the thousand, just as the world realizes the dollar ought to be worthless, and converts to the Euro.

I wish life had an Alt+Tab feature.

You Alt+Tab to death.

I wish life had undo/redo.

Your wish is granted, but you accidentally undo your wish for an undo/redo function, thereby nullifying your botched undo (which you can't redo).

I wish that nobody replies to this.

Denied.

I wish I wasn't so hyper all the time.

done, your very mellow now...

I wish I was a master at moives